Humorous Wedding Speech by Friend of Groom :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by Friend of neatenLadies and gentlemen, thanks Gary for those kind words. It has been a pleasure for all us attendants to make a small part in your big day. Before I say a word or two virtually the groom, what most that dress Jeanie is wearing? It has attracted so much favorable comment from the clients hither that I throw off to give it a special mention. You look arresting Jeanie When Gary asked me to be his best man I immediately thought of the speech. I saw it as an opportunity to talk about a expectant hero of mine a wonderful, handsome, kind-hearted man who is admired by some. merely then I showed it to my wife and she ripped it up saying, For once in your livelihood Jason, talk about someone other than yourself But unlike many of the best men youve probably encountered over the years who were either gray-headed school day friends or childhood friends of the groom Gary and I actually met about six years ago. So not knowing an awful hatch about his past, I made enquiries at his local police station. I thought that would be a good place to start excavation for dirt. But they had nothing to say except that he was the perfect guest whenever he stayed over. Next, I sought advice from his parents as to what he was like. A seat son driven by the ambition to succeed, was the answer from his mum. A gentleman, a scholar and a sportsman, said his dad. Now, I know what youre all thinking - is this the same Gary? Well, all of this was indeed contradicted by his brother Stewart, who informed me that as a child, Gary was cheeky, naughty and the loudest kid on the estate. And as you may have judged from his earlier speech, not a lot has changed. To get a contrasting perspective on the star of the day I contacted Garys school friends. Unfortunately, none of them volunteered any information except one, who said his nickname PlayByYourselfGary should fork out some indication of his popularity with the other pupils. In the end I visited his senior school to speak to some of his former teachers in the hope they could run me with an amusing story to tell. The first person I got hold of was his maths teacher of five years.